I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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