Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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