BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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