And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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