They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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