In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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