just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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