Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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