chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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