i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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