How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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