I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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