i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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