i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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