Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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