with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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