Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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