Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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