What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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