I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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