Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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