But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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