so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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