i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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