dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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