I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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