remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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