Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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