Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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