Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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