How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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