Acid is not a monday night drug
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Randomize
