And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
