did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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