SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
