Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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