i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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