we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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