he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
