Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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