normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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