Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I am naked and annoyed.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
