The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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