It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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