Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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