i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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