I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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