hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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