I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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