Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i out mim tonsoeep
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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