Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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