ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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