And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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