Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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