I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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