I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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