Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
