More tranny stories later!
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I love you. Go after that dick
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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