i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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