I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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